i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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