Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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