i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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