Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
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my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
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This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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