My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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