i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
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I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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