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NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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