wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
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You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?