Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?