you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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