you mean i was at the winter classic?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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