Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
