no, he came in my armpit
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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