the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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