I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I am naked and annoyed.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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