I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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