Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
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I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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