so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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