he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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