How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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