Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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