Sry I called you an 8
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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