Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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