C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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