I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
its not stalking. its research.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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