He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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