I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
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You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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