I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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