Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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