he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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