he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
