if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You need a sexual gate keeper
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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