My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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