so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I'm jealous of your bromance
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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