dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Never underestimate the power of titties
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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