he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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