New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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