your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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