it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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