idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
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chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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