well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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