Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
You coming home soon, man?
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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