Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he thought i was a dude.
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you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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