oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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