what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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