I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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