okay pat passed out under dana's car
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We are all done wearing pants today
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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