so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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