Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
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I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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