would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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