yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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