I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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