What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
All the doctor said was why
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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