you would pick up someone in the library
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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