the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
