So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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