I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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