how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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