woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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