Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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