I must be too annoying 4 u.
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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